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Post by rollypop on Jul 3, 2008 12:49:34 GMT 8
First one. As told to me by a friend back west. They get progressively weirder.
Romeo and Juliet lie dead on the living room floor. Broken glass and water surround them, but the window is not broken. There is a cat in the room. What happened?
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Post by junkdna on Jul 3, 2008 14:10:50 GMT 8
i was going to offer up something about wet pussy, but i'm stumped...
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Post by gumby on Jul 3, 2008 14:18:28 GMT 8
I think I know this answer. Were Romeo and Juliet good swimmers?
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Post by yopparaisaru on Jul 3, 2008 14:18:49 GMT 8
I think I have it, but my answer is pretty weird, just kinda popped into my head, I'll PM you with it in case I'm right to give people more time to think. If 'm wrong I'll post my answer on the thread.
Yea my guess was right, hurray!
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Post by junkdna on Jul 3, 2008 14:19:10 GMT 8
oh crap... i know the answer now.
oh crap... stuff it, that doesn't explain the cat in the room.
I got it. I got it. I got it. neener neener neeeeeeeeener!
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Post by hellndie on Jul 4, 2008 13:38:43 GMT 8
the answer is something japanese ppl seem to love a lot!
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Post by rollypop on Jul 4, 2008 14:11:15 GMT 8
Okay, smartypantses, here`s #2...
Romeo and Juliet lie dead on the kitchen floor. There are clumps of fur everywhere, and there is a dog in the room. What happened?
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Post by Otaku on Jul 4, 2008 14:53:13 GMT 8
I got the answer to the first one!!!!
Juilet was pregnant! The water split was her water breaking. The cat was her pu$$...
I forget where I was going with this...
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Post by junkdna on Jul 7, 2008 7:28:24 GMT 8
the answer is something japanese ppl seem to love a lot! sushi?
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Post by raindrop on Jul 8, 2008 8:15:32 GMT 8
still haven't figured out the first one... I give up. Can someone tell me the answer?
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Post by junkdna on Jul 8, 2008 8:20:17 GMT 8
raindrop, the answer to the first one:
romeo and juliet are goldfish. the cat killed them by knocking their fish bowl over (thus the glass and water).
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Post by yopparaisaru on Jul 8, 2008 8:23:35 GMT 8
#2 The dog is shedding, Romeo and Juliet had heart attacks/stroke/ebola outbreak/sudden onset fatal encounter and collapsed on the floor.
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Post by raindrop on Jul 8, 2008 9:26:13 GMT 8
raindrop, the answer to the first one: romeo and juliet are goldfish. the cat killed them by knocking their fish bowl over (thus the glass and water). Doh'! Thanks a lot. It's fun.
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Post by rollypop on Jul 8, 2008 13:45:43 GMT 8
Yup, the first was the fish.
Answer: Romeo and Juliet were in the kitchen wearing a bearskin rug over themselves. They tripped over the right paw and smashed their heads on the granite worksurface, tearing the rug as they fell to their deaths. Then a dog got in.
So, Yopparai was close...
Third: Romeo and Juliet lie dead on the pavement. There are bits of shell and goo everywhere. An enormous foot looms above them. What happened?
Good luck, gumshoes...
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Post by junkdna on Jul 8, 2008 14:04:51 GMT 8
rollypop re: bearskin rugs.... ftw?!?!?!?!?!? re: #3 The Monty Python foot smashed two turtles named Romeo and Juliet.
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Post by rollypop on Jul 10, 2008 10:05:00 GMT 8
Clever...but keep guessing...
I`ll give that one three points.
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Post by yopparaisaru on Jul 10, 2008 11:53:27 GMT 8
They're ants, or other I have an exoskeleton type bug/sea creature. And someone stepped on them. And the did the grind my shoe into the pavement thing afterward to make sure its dead. Kinda wehat you do to big angry bees cause if you step on them and they're still alive, when you step up your in big trouble.
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Post by rollypop on Jul 10, 2008 12:50:07 GMT 8
That one`s pretty good...exoskeleton as shell...but limited creativity on the foot bit. I`ll give you one point for that. ; P
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Post by yopparaisaru on Jul 10, 2008 13:53:43 GMT 8
I'll take it, ok my only other absolutely ridiculous guess is this (warning american cultural icon):
Romeo and Juliet are eggs, the kind with egg goo in them, or the kind of candy/chocolate goo in them. Also their completely decked out in medieval garb...for eggs. While walking, a guy in a ridiculous Easter Bunny suit drops Romeo and Juliet splattering their romantic namesakes all over the pavement. From the perspective of the now shattered eggs, a giant fuzzy rabbit's foot is all they can see.
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Post by rollypop on Jul 11, 2008 14:07:46 GMT 8
Ok, I`ll up you to 3 points for that. Because of the medieval clothes.
Any last takers...?
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Post by yopparaisaru on Jul 14, 2008 14:35:08 GMT 8
Whats the answer?
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Post by rollypop on Jul 16, 2008 13:27:00 GMT 8
Answer: Romeo and Juliet had been to the supermarket and were walking home with their shopping. They had bought eggs, bacon and bread. They wanted an egg and bacon sandwich. As they were walking they noticed a parade of hot air balloons floating overhead. There was one in the shape of a pint of Guinness, one shaped like Bertie Basset, and one shaped like a Duracell battery. As they were so transfixed by the pageant of balloons, they failed to notice a bus mount the pavement, plow into them and kill them dead, scattering the shopping and breaking all the eggs (the bus driver was watching the pageant too). Then the smell of the eggs attracted a giant.
Scoreboard after round 3: yopparaisaru: 9 junkdna: 8 hellndie: 5 Otaku: 3
Final question: Romeo and Juliet lie dead in the Serengetti. There are broken animals` horns strewn across the parched earth. A lion is there. What happened?
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Post by Otaku on Jul 16, 2008 13:32:52 GMT 8
I actually got points...I'm amazed!
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Post by yopparaisaru on Jul 17, 2008 7:05:51 GMT 8
Woot! I'm in the lead. but I'll have to think hard on this one to come up with an answer clever enough to win... btw...anyone else been having random half-days at work recently? Last week there were two for me at my junior high and this week is today, my classes end at 3rd period. I have no idea why any takers?
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Post by yopparaisaru on Jul 17, 2008 11:38:59 GMT 8
Ok here goes... Romeo and Juliet are poachers are out to kill and take the horns/tusks of endangered species. But one of a few things happened to them along the way. First Being collassaly incompetent they decided that the best way to hunt would be to walk through the desert killing and collecting their horns as they go. Well they got lost, ran out of water collapsed and died heat exhaustion. A lion happens by.
Second as they travelling across the desert with their horns they were attacked and killed by the lion. Who then decided humans taste bad and took a nap.
Last, they wandered into one of those animal graveyard things except this one only has horns. They are killed by ground creatures, snakes/spiders/civil wars. Juliet drops her stuffed lion and it sits there quietly contemplating its owners death with its hard plastic eyes...
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Post by hellndie on Jul 17, 2008 15:33:33 GMT 8
Yopparaisaru -- you must be "busy" at work today to come up with that explanation! btw... get started with the translation of your own game!
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Post by yopparaisaru on Jul 18, 2008 13:01:52 GMT 8
but that requires work. And I'm just not up to that right now. Tell me to do it later when its not armpit hot around here, and I can concentrate without dropping 5 pounds in water weight...
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Post by yopparaisaru on Jul 23, 2008 7:59:24 GMT 8
rollypop you forget about us? Whats the answer already?
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Post by rollypop on Jul 23, 2008 10:09:31 GMT 8
Answer: Romeo and Juliet are on Safari, but their hometown is Abbots Bromley in Staffordshire. During their holiday, the age-old ceremonial tradition of the Abbots Bromley Horn Dance was celebrated. They decided to mark the occasion by performing a Horn Dance of their own. At the height of the dance they ran together, the locking of their horns commemorating the granting of hunting rights to the Abbots Bromley community in the 11th century. Then they slipped on shit. The horns impaled both of their hearts at the same time and they died instantly. Only then did a lion come along.
yopparai wins this round for the stuffed lion bit. Also, because yopparai was the only one to guess. Yaaay!
Final Scoreboard: yopparaisaru: 12 junkdna: 8 hellndie: 5 Otaku: 3
Thanks for playing.
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Post by yopparaisaru on Jul 23, 2008 11:43:25 GMT 8
Yea i was rather proud of the hard plastic eyes bit... Also first riddle was pretty cool due to having an actual answer other two were a bit a stretch but fun nonetheless trying to think up the most ridiculous answer to them. I think If i borrow the desert one for others I'll use my stuffed lion answer.
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