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Post by Otaku on Dec 20, 2007 11:36:58 GMT 8
www.asahi.com/english/Herald-asahi/TKY200712190063.htmlThis article is brilliant! The Ministry of Education, Culture, Sports, Science and Technology (the same twats that bring you the ridiculous English textbooks) was responsible for compiling an answer to the inquiry of whether UFOs exist. They officially have gone on the record to say UFO's don't exist. However, before they could answer, they first had to 'compile' their answers'. My question is: This isn't rocket science; what needs to be 'compiled'? Does 'compiling' mean having the Cabinet going out to a drinking party and getting loaded up on booze, then voting as to whether these things really exist? Otaku: "Excuse me MEXT, do UFos exist?" MEXT: "Wakaraneee~! We need to compile!" Here's the brilliant part, MEXT's logic behind their statement for saying they don't exist is because, to date, they have not "collected information on them or studied them". Hell, by that kind of logic, if I don't study about the Japan's history, language or culture, the country and all of the people dwelling in it does not exist. And BTW, is MEXT talking about space flying saucers or those catch-n-grab hook-a-kittychan-or-poohsan games found next to those purikura machines?
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Post by junkdna on Dec 21, 2007 7:35:16 GMT 8
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Post by regi2 on Dec 21, 2007 9:25:09 GMT 8
i reckon the whole thing was a misunderstanding. I mean, UFO and alien are kinda close.
Lets transpose the two and see if the article makes more sense.
'Yamane noted that there have been numerous reports of ALIEN sightings and asked how the government goes about collecting information and studying ALIENS, how it plans to deal with one landing in Japan, and whether Tokyo exchanges information on this issue with other nations.'
Kinda links up to the recent fingerprinting introduction...
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Post by Otaku on Dec 21, 2007 9:43:38 GMT 8
LOL!!! You made me coffee bukkake!
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Post by junkdna on Dec 21, 2007 11:55:05 GMT 8
"Oh. My. Gooooooooooooood." -- 1941
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