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Post by hellndie on Jun 10, 2008 16:56:58 GMT 8
There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport. During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, "Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!"
After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, "Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!"
And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, "Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!"
The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars. Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was US$300.
The Japanese exclaimed, "Wah... so expensive!"
There upon, the driver yelled back, "Meter, very fast! Made in Japan!"
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Post by junkdna on Jun 30, 2008 9:48:26 GMT 8
HAHAHAAAHAHAH! I have another one.. posted below.
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Post by junkdna on Jun 30, 2008 9:52:05 GMT 8
Bob Hope and an American businessman are in Japan. They meet some beautiful Japanese women and get along so well with them that the ladies end up going back to each man's hotel room.
The businessman experiences one of the most incredible nights of sex he has ever had. Every position he tries, the girl cries out something that he can't make out since he doesn't speak much Japanese.
The next day, the four of them go out for golf. Bob Hope tees up and gives the ball a good whack that sends it flying. His girl says the same word that the businessman's girl used in bed last night.
Bob Hope turns to the gal angrily and asks, "What the hell do you mean 'wrong hole'!?"
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